"Why", you may ask, "The Holistic Net Detective?" Well it's a reference to an off-beat book by the late Douglas Adams called "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency". Dirk Gently was a private detective who claimed to solve not just the crime, but the whole crime. It's relevance to me is that I have a reputation for being able to find stuff on the Internet and I don't just find the thing I'm supposed to be looking for, but a whole bunch of other interesting things at the same time. This is mainly because I'm a lateral thinker and apt to go wandering off in all different directions as I chase down the answer - just like Dirk Gently.
Dirk also believed in the principle of the fundamental interconnectedness of all things, as do I. So in the interests of that principle if you need to contact me just take your best guess at what my email address is and send it. Due to the fundamental interconnectedness of all things it will almost certainly reach me... but I can't guarantee it. However, just so the odds are on your side I'll give you a hint - my email address ends in at waddy dot org.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Simon Waddington
Last modified: 2005/10/31